Myself

I hate those applications that ask you to describe yourself in three words etc. Why can't you just meet me and make your own assesment? Or the applications that ask you to "tell us a little bit about yourself". I've been around for 21 years, there's been a lot that has happened that has made me me. Do you really want the story of how I ran in to the kitchen table playing tag in my house with my brother and turned around to see if he was there only to run into the kitchen table...with my eye? Or the story of why I've had two knee surgeries in two years? I didn't think so. What you really want to know is what about me makes me worthy of whatever I'm applying for. Just talk to me and I'll tell you. OR you can just talk to me and find out if you want me to be a part of your team.

The bottom line is I hate hate HATE having to describe myself to people who have never met me. Cause lets face it. If you've never met me, I could say I was a 6'5" glamazon from Romania who spoke five languages, and was married. And you'd have to believe me.